Granny nodded

 'Things that try to look like things often do look UGG Boots Clearance more like things than things. Well-known fact,' said Granny. 'But I don't hold with encouraging it. What do they stroll about playing, then, in these crowns?'
 'You don't know about the theatre?' said Magrat.
 Granny Weatherwax, who never declared her ignorance of anything, didn't hesitate. 'Oh, yes,' she said. 'It's one of them style of things, then, is it?'
 'Goodie Whemper said it held a mirror UGG Boots Clearance up to life,' said Magrat. 'She said it always cheered her up.'
 'I expect it would,' said Granny, striking out. 'Played properly, at any rate. Good people, are they, these theatre players?'
 'I think so.'
 'And they stroll around the country, you say?' said Granny thoughtfully, looking towards the scullery door.
 'All over the place. There's a troupe in Lancre now, I heard. I haven't been because, UGG Boots Clearance you know.' Magrat looked down. ' 'Tis not right, a woman going into such places by herself.'
 Granny nodded. She thoroughly approved of such sentiments so long as there was, of course, no suggestion that they applied to her.
 She drummed her fingers on Magrat's tablecloth.
 'Right,' she said. 'And why not? Go and tell Gytha to wrap the baby up well. It's a long time UGG Boots Clearance since I heard a theatre played properly.'
 Magrat was entranced, as usual. The theatre was no more than some lengths of painted sacking, a plank stage laid over a few barrels, and half a dozen benches set out in the village square. But at the same time it had also managed to become The Castle, Another Part of the Castle, The Same Part A Jordan Heels Little Later, The Battlefield and now it was A Road Outside the City. The afternoon would have been perfect if it wasn't for Granny Weatherwax.
 After several piercing glares at the three-man orchestra to see if she could work out which instrument the theatre was, the old witch had finally paid attention to the stage, and it was beginning to become apparent to Magrat UGG Boots On Sale that there were certain fundamental aspects of the theatre that Granny had not yet grasped.
 She was currently bouncing up and down on her stool with rage.
 'He's killed him,' she hissed. 'Why isn't anyone doing anything about it? He's killed him! And right up there in front of everyone!'